While watching the Olympics, I saw the open water swim event. It was billed as a 'marathon' swim, but in reality it was only a 10k.
The women finished just over 2 hours and the men finished just under 2 hours.
And I finished just in 2:09 minutes!
I did 2.4 in 2:09
They did 10k in 2:00
10k! That's 6.2 miles! That's 2.58 (3333) more times more than me.
That means that they did 2.4 miles in...
Um....Divide. Then take the quotient and then....
Not only am I slow but I AM s.l.o.w.
I have the video and I'll be studying their form.
But don't worry; I doubt I'll be in London 2012
On the slow boat in the short bus