Thursday, June 4, 2009

Crack baby!

No, not my baby....


It's definitely official. I am in taper. While I don’t have full taperitis yet, I have WAY too much ENERGY!

In the last few days, I have swept the floors x2 , done the laundry x 7, brushed the dogs x1, cleaned the stove x1.5, and done the dishes x3. Now I am ready to do it all again!

And who knew how intimate you could get with the each item. Usually it’s a quick glance over and move on. But this time, I am delving DEEP into everything.

Did you know that the stove has removable knobs? And under those knobs are removable rubber rings? And that under the oven burners are removable metal pieces that I have no idea what purpose they serve and that under that is…

I am a CRACK baby!

Everything holds my fascination, but only for a minute. Then it’s on to the next bauble of useless fascination.

It may be the summer but for me its spring cleaning (but only for at half of everything).

Months later, I fully expect to find that one side of the window is back to factory clean while the other side is left completely untouched.

I have so much excess energy that I am ready to tackle cooking again, but I am worried we’ll either end up with food to feed an army or we’ll have uncooked twice-baked potatoes.

How long until the race??!!


Ryan said...

16 days right? You still have 6 days of ass kicking should do your last century with a run off on Saturday. Don't use the kid as an excuse! Now get out there and train...or not. Congrats on the whole kid thing too.

My next one already has a name picked out...Divorce Pending. Nice ring to it don't you think?

IronWaddler said...

LMAO!!! You'll have the cleanest house by the time the race comes!

ShirleyPerly said...

Hey, want to come to Orlando? Disney, Universal and all the housework you want can be yours!!!

Unknown said...

LOL! Yep, you are in taper mode, that's for sure. Just don't do too much housework. Someone might get the crazy idea that you like doing it.

The Stretch Doc said...


enjoy it dude, You have worked so Hard to get here!!!


Calyx Meredith said...

Oooh tapering plus nesting - how cool! Good luck with the cooking. And um, we want some more pictures of the baby please!